"you’re just on tumblr for attention"
no shit what else would u use this website for
i hate it when songs are 2:59 seconds long like you’re telling me you couldn’t hold a note for one more second
if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
"ive been kicked in the balls so i know what period cramps feel like"
we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at
Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me
have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think