phallec:

"you’re just on tumblr for attention"

no shit what else would u use this website for

fabulusly:

i hate it when songs are 2:59 seconds long like you’re telling me you couldn’t hold a note for one more second

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

coolscar:

"ive been kicked in the balls so i know what period cramps feel like"

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emliyfields:

we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at

drizzyornah:

babyyyyy

drizzyornah:

babyyyyy

magik0rp:

Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me

oliveoilorangejuice:

have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think

oh

oh no

Can we do cute things like go to aquariums, kiss in the rain, have cute day trips, and have really rough sex