sitting in math like
when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie
don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck
Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me
does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things
sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder
world’s okayest friend
in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"
they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me
it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it
They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.
My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby
do any millionaires follow me that are bored
me in like 20 years